Good day,

I am the AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING MANAGER of CIMB BANK Malaysia(Kuala Lumpur). In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of US$25m dollars (TWENTY FIVE MILLION US DOLLARS) in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer (MR. ANDREAS SCHRANNER from Munich, Germany) who died along with his entire family in July 2000 in a plane crash.

Funny

This weekend my girlfriend and I went out for dinner to Frankie’s and Bennie’s.

Not a great start. I ordered a mai tai, which was more like a shake up of pineapple juice in a kids glass than anything. Now don’t get me wrong, a mai tai does contain pineapple juice, but it also contains white rum. If you’ve never had a rum based drink before, its quite noticeable, even along with it’s fruity partner.

So this won’t do at all. I decide to get it remade up at the bar. He didn’t look too happy to be told his drink sucked. He told me that he made it the way it’s supposed to be made. That if he does it again it’ll taste exactly the same. He begins to remake the mai tai with unsteady hands. Oh look! It looks completely different! He put more Grenadine in it. Well I try it and of course it tastes better, and I know why.

Because I was watching him make the drink, he made sure he did it right. I could taste way more alcohol and I even had ice. My god, ice! In my drink! Thanks bar man.

By the way, don’t get the soup of the day from Frankie’s and Bennies’s, the title is misleading.

It’s ALWAYS tomato and basil. It was good, however. Served with garlic dough balls, it made a nice starter to my chicken. Trouble is, is that they threw their dough balls right into soup, leaving them already slightly soggy.

My chicken might as well have been a rubber one. Could not chew that bird to save my life.

The evening was not lost, however.

I had one of those great talks that you have with a partner that sometimes pop up in restaurant conversations.

Good times.

Idiot spotted.

Sighting: Riding a motorcycle without a helmet on. Now, I can understand what with it being a hot day and all, you don’t want your head to turn into a fireball.

However, how is a turban going to help at all, in either case. You’re still going to burn up with it on your head, but in what scenario do religious beliefs come in to preventing you from cracking your skull open when you accidentally clip a car backing up?

I’m sure the statistics on this matter most likely say a helmet is a safer choice.

Now by no means am I saying people shouldn’t follow their own beliefs, but I am saying don’t be a compete spanner.

Went to click delete, and saw this heading..

RE: PLEASE STOP DELAYING{HE IS CURRENTLY IN THE AIRPORT}‏

What the hell…? -reads on-

ATTN,MY DEAR,

THIS IS TO INFORM YOU,IF YOU KEEP ON DELAYING REGARDING YOUR PAYMENT,YOU ARE

DOING IT FOR YOUR OWN RISK.THE DHL DIPLOMATIC AGENT CONVEYING YOUR

CONSIGNMENT BOX VALUED YOUR $7.6MILLION IS CURRENTLY STRANDED IN YOUR CITY

FOR PAST 2DAYS.

WE GOT THE INFORMATION THIS MORNING FROM PAYMENT SECRETARY AND NOTE THIS,THE

DIPLOMATIC AGENT MR.VICTOR BROWN CONVEYING THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOU DOES NOT

KNOW THAT THERE IS CASH $7.6 MILLION DOLLARS INSIDE THE CONSIGNMENT

BOX.DON’T ALLOW HIM TO RETURN THE BOX BACK TO THE OFFICE.THE PROBLEM WE ARE

HAVING TO TRANSFER THE TOTAL AMOUNT TO YOU,SOME OF THE BOARD OFFICIALS ARE

PLANING TO DIVERT YOUR PAYMENT THAT IS THE REASON THE CONSIGNMENT WAS SHIPED

IMMEDIATELY TO YOU THROUGH DIPLOMATIC MEANS.

KINDLY CONTACT HIM AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MASSAGE AND GIVE HIM THE

DIRECTION TO YOUR HOME.HE IS WAITING FOR YOUR DIRECTION RIGHT NOW.CONTACT

ONLY MR.NELSON EZE NDU DHL

Hilarious! XD